Can do it through apps too.

ML is definitely everyone’s first and fav instance to block. A lot of the dumb shit will cut down very quickly just by getting rid of that one.

Friend? Bibi is one of his owners.

I forget that there are Americans so dumb that the working-class votes Republican.

This is like a woman voting Les Republicains or a healthcare worker voting Tories. Just voting to be fucked.

See, there’s your problem. No one’s going to believe a drawing board disappeared a body.

Do usual dev.mod.shut…

You then have to confirm that you aren’t being coached/guided/instructed by a bad actor to turn off the security measures.

This is followed by a device restart and re-authentication that “cuts off any remote access or active phone calls a scammer might be using to watch what you’re doing.”

A required “Security wait” takes one day to “confirm that this is really you who’s making this change with our biometric authentication (fingerprint or face unlock) or device PIN.” This is a one-time wait.

Afterwards, you can install apps from unverified developers indefinitely, while there’s also a 7-day “Turn on temporarily” option.

I don’t think the wait is necessary. If someone were to continue being scammed after a reboot, they’d continue to be scamme tomorrow. An additional education piece after the reboot would be more effective.

There’s pit angels though. Usually one every few metres. They’re the big guys, usually tall, often wearing white shirts for some reason. They’re the people that manage to clear space in seconds, pick a little person back up off the ground, and get them out of the zone. They’re also great at retrieving lost shoes and returning them to the owner before they get surged to a different location. They’d notice a dead crowd surfer instantly.

So long as the result is a bazillion comments with as many upvotes as downvotes on each, it’s a good shitpost. Bonus points if it captures those two cliche users that end up frustrating the hell out of each other as they strive to be first in a 20 comment head-to-head marathon that goes absolutely no where. All because some people take it seriously while others take it as a joke; minimal effort by OP.

This community seems to lean quite a bit toward people taking things seriously, or they simply don’t notice where they are before they unsheath their keyboards.

Literally what shitposting is, by definition.

And you’ve done it once gain, Maestro. Well done.

comes down to the belief a shocking amount of people have that the US is just the fucking protagonist of earth and absolutely anything and everything we do is righteous and just

Yeah, that’s it.

There are so many nations that could use those good intentions. But “they’re not near the Persian Gulf, so fuck 'em.”

Says a lot about the true intentions of the hero in America’s hero narrative.

Makes me wonder why Team Rocket never tried malware. They could control all capture Pokemon quite easily.