"i know, arnold. we're standing in a pile of shit. but there's a lot more shit over there. so... at least we're standing in LESS shit."
writer. telly director. earned a few shiny things. scotland is home. i own a pub in ireland. working on a project in chicago. science. history. atheist. he/him/his. 🏴
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