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Elves are gone. Now only the ancient vampire, who lives in the forest, can protect it from humans.
#writingprompts #writing

My favorite linguistics professor used to point out that the -le suffix implies smaller and repetitive

to cuddle: small, repetitive affectionate touches
to cud: moonsaulting onto your SO screaming “LOVE YA, FUCKER”

Went on Twitter for a moment, then remembered I can't do per-post privacy settings and saw an ad for tiktok. Back into the garbage you go.
just felt like noodling so here are some jerks
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For Valentine's day I'm staging an elaborate court drama where I am "on trial" for the crime of "loving my wife too much" and the jury convicts me and I'm sentenced to death
I’m proper loathed to ask this because I am very privileged generally with money but I’ve got absolutely none left this month and the payment for hosting 4eva.online will come out tomorrow, if a few people could spare like 50p/£1 it would really be a big favour. It’s only 5 dollars I need to cover.
it's really funny to read op eds against public banking that are like "a public bank could be politically pressured to make risky loans to and investments in favored individuals, causes and communities" like what the fuck do you think normal banks do homie
as we all know, private banks operate solely in the public interest, like when they lied to everyone and crashed the entire world's economy 10 years ago
saw this on birds*te and can't stop thinking about it...