imagine the 1989 movie Road House and all of the characters are played by Muppets save Patrick Swayze who plays the movie completely straight and never once acknowledges that he is surrounded by Muppets
likely to post about infosec, photography, retro tech, cats, books, and movies
expect shitposting
follow requests subject to vibe check
previously @sabrina !

| pronounce | it / she |
| expedition role | tank |
| COM1 | 9600 8,N,1 |
| fav ios | Cisco |
| claws | sharp |
| age | adult |







