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“Dave, there comes a time in every friendship, when you have to say, ‘I don’t like, I’ve never liked you, get the hell out of my life.’” — Bill McNeal, WNYX
Siri, just continuing to crush it out here …

“Stay focused and grind. No distractions”

WTF is wrong with Eric Adams?! How can Adams be so far apart from DeBlasio politically, but then just be right there on the same page as DeBlasio when it comes to cringey cluelessness?

@hotdogsladies I heard the following a week ago, in the context of NYC Parks Department’s problems recruiting & training up staff for public pools and beaches, and ever since it has been burned into my brain as an aphorism that is “quintessential Merlin Mann”

“A good lifeguard never gets wet.”

Please don’t ask me to pick sides between cops and golfers.

It’s like asking where I’d prefer to have shingles.

NYC Earthquake!

It’s like a spat between your cable company & some giant media company, except instead of missing this week’s Jets game, maybe you go bankrupt when you need that life saving treatment. 🙃

https://www.nyp.org/aetna/patient-faqs

Yesterday I overhead someone referring to the Lexington Ave express line as the "forty-five", and it jarred me, bodily.

This is a very good Subway joke.

10/10. No notes.

Am I doomed to get these notifications for the rest of my natural life?