I know my best friend is my best friend because when I'm really depressed and I don't want to see anyone, they don't count. Seeing them doesn't make me feel overwhelmed or affect my need for isolation.

I think we should all be more open about our fuckit lists. The opposite of a bucket list, the stuff that we absolutely do not ever want to do before we die.

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into in the first place.

Happy birthday Jason, you might be 6, but you're still a baby. Here he is enjoying the outdoors in his pink harness and purple leash. 😁

I have breaking news alerts turned on on my phone for one specific reason. And without saying it, I'm pretty sure you know what that reason is.

My senior coonhound having the zoomies at sunset

https://youtu.be/4Lda_TtfHG4?si=fXyt9CXyE-zxHL1f

Me no thinky

I'm so fucking glad I filled my tank last night. Gas went up 36 cents a gallon overnight.

I remember people being annoyed with me busting my camcorder out in the 90's. I was given so much shit. And now, not only does everyone have a video camera in their pocket, but there is crazy nostalgia for analog video cameras too. I was ahead of the curve?

I think my cat is depressed today. I know her super well and I can kinda just tell from her behavior and clingyness. Tax tax included.