Jason and Okoye, literally the two best cats. But your cats are also the best cats.

I've always loved Conan O'Brien. Watched him on Late Night back in the 90's and now am an avid listener of his hilarious podcast. He should have kept the Tonight Show. Jay Leno sucks.

Known Cat Window (KCW): KCW's are Windows in your neighborhood or in areas you frequent that are known to have cats sitting or perching in them sometimes. The joy of seeing a kitty in a KCW is matched by the disappointment when the kitty is not present in the KCW.

Is it just me, or did what they now call "Double Stuf Oreos" used to be the regular oreos? I swear when I was a kid the regular ones had the amount of cream the current Double ones do. Shrinkflation is real.

It is crazy to think that over the last 400 years over 4000 people existed so I can watch lunatic pedophiles destroy the world.

I have never once been to a restaurant and thought "Man, I wish they were playing insanely loud music right now" - Because they always already are. Why must the music be so LOUD??

Tell your cat I said "pspsps" - they'll know what it means.

Does anyone else get excited when you're out and about and see a cat in a window? I almost always wave too. 🐈

Very Important Update: Okoye is purring and I just smooched her on her fuzzy head. More updates as the situation progresses.