I’m currently in a rental that is a similar scenario. (Budget, not Enterprise)

I got a low tire pressure warning almost right away. Stopped to fill it up. Two of the tires were WAY overinflated (like, 20 psi over).

Got to my destination, now have low pressure warning on TWO tires.

I created a view dedicated to my newborn. A to-do list is integrated, along with task buttons that automatically add to the list, along with a timestamp.

It’s amazingly helpful and keeps my wife and I on the same page.

I use a two button IKEA Zigbee remote near each diaper changing station. One button labeled “#1”, and the other, “#2”. 😉

I also set up some voice commands through Google Home that will log various tasks to the HA to-do list.

“Why’s the baby crying? checks to-do list Oh…it’s been three hours since I fed him 😑”

No blackouts is great news. I wonder if having an MLB.tv subscription will be all you need.

My wife doesn’t like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.

I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn’t taste like anything

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn’t about proselytising. 🤷

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START… Hmm…

I got it!

ANUSTART!

I wish I had teeth