@ToddRobertAnderson Was just thinking, “I liked the first series but I’m not sure the second is panning out. I don’t know if I’m gonna keep watching every week.” And then this just popped up on my screen. I take it all back. #CoopersBar

Went to my eye doctor this morning and halfway though the appointment she said, "I'd like to check your contacts. Did you bring any with you?" and I said, "Yes", and reached into the side pocket of my bag and pulled this out and she said, "I think I've found the source of your blurry vision."

@ToddRobertAnderson Sunday night just playing random songs from a songbook and after giving the first two verses my best Dr. Hook rendition noticed the composer (yer old Uncle Shelby!)... Apparently he also wrote The Cover of the "Rolling Stone"... As Papa Schimmelhorn said, "Ve get too soon old, und too late schmart"

@ToddRobertAnderson Just wanted you to know that for now and forever -any- reference to The Babadook makes me think of you immediately. Thanks.

Once again Bob nails it. #bobsburgers

I got tossed out of the Spitfire Audio group on FB (the one with 6k users not run by the company) after posting the attached. This comes after one of the cofounders of the company stepped down after repeatedly aligning themselves with some anti-trans celebrities & causes. This shit is complicated and no company is just one person, but the moderator of the FB group decided to rename the group the "Christian Henson Fan Club", which I guess was intended to 'own the libs'.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Given today's news I wish I could tell you what this is... but I can't.🤐🏴‍☠️🤫

Not limited enough #peeps

A long time ago (when domains were 99¢ for the first year), I registered shvitzometer.com as a result of a joke I told in a meeting at Apple. I don't remember the joke or circumstances and renewal is now $25/year. And while I still think this is 99¢ funny, I don't think it's $25 funny, so I'm going to let the domain expire next month, but want the image to live on. Enjoy!