"From the time of their ride in the blimp, Bill and Ann were more interested in dirigibles than ever." --The Dirigible Book
Former art director at Stanford Press, now tending my garden in exile. Short stories in New England Review, American Short Fiction, Epoch, Zyzzyva, Fiction, and other impressive magazines.
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Why is the Bald Eagle not called the Glorious White-Maned Eagle and the Golden Eagle not called the Plain Old Brown Eagle?
—from Thoughts of a Bald Eagle
@blogdiva Deep down, every liberal believes that if all their policies were fully implemented then people's lives would become marginally better and the world would be a little more just.
And deep down, every conservative believes that if all their policies were fully implemented there would be a magical transformation and all of a sudden it would be 1880 again, and they would be the biggest rancher in the valley and they would have both a docile underage wife and the ability to have erections again.
Australians reject extremely controversial proposal to recognize the first Australians as the first Australians. Such a wacko idea was obviously going to be too divisive.
Thanks to everyone who attended my seminar on embracing unconditional love and acceptance for all!
Also, F-U to all of the jerks who didn't bother to show up.
M.S. Bellows, Jr.
Alice McFlurry 
