Found somewhere to wash the Cybertruck.

I'm considering reheating some triple-cooked chips but I'm concerned that this might rupture the fabric of spacetime.

I have an irrational fear of Vietnamese soup dishes — I think it might be a phởbia.

@VoxClamans M. Tergeist's story must be told!

My new book on poltergeists is a huge success — it's just flying off the shelves.

Remember that Hitchcock movie where Tippi Hedren loses her 20-day streak?

Good morning!

Some people think I'm out of touch with popular culture, but I have to say I really enjoyed the Christmas Day episode of Wallace & Stacey — so glad that James Corden was able to outsmart that evil penguin.

Don't forget that today is the winter solicitors, which is when legal contracts are at their shortest.

I sometimes eat sandwiches for lunch AMA