Thomas Zander 🏔

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FreeBSD committer, engineer & audiophile, lives his childhood dream: Working remotely, living in the mountains.

#FreeBSD #OpenSource

Breaking news: An improperly sealed bag of rice is already leaking, threatening to fall to the ground.
This happens right now in a location we cannot disclose at this point. Stay tuned for more information.

Context: Literally anything TikTok.

Reactions from users of different operating systems:

"Yeah ... sigh ...." -> Linux / BSD
"Black? How ugly!" -> macOS
"Why do you copy something but not insert it so often?" -> Windows

While the list changes a bit year over year, I'm still troubled by some suggestions.
There is no escape from Windows it seems.
I'm sure it will.
My CPU load graphs and my portfolio performance look way too similar...
Questionable Content

It seems I am a textbook MS Azure customer.
Thank god I could save this one!
This is actually funny 😅