This would bring back a lot of great memories if I didn’t have such a bad memory.

Just think of all the teenagers who read this and thought, “Oh, great, now I’m NEVER gonna get the hell out of Iowa.”

I can’t be the only person who thinks there’s a strong resemblance between Donald Trump and Reggie Van Dough, right?
#TrumpArrest

World’s Toughest Heir to Daddy’s Millions
#TrumpArrest

#peeweeherman #trumpindictment

Haaa-haaa!!!

Visited a Buddhist meditation center in the woods outside, of all places, Batesville, Mississippi. A serene place! #buddhism

My friend found this in his son’s backpack today. No one’s gonna fuck with you when you’ve got a hall pass signed by the son of God.

I don’t wanna live in any universe that would reveal its myriad and fathomless secrets to Elon fucking Musk.