If it’s a trade war with penguins he wants, a trade war with penguins is what we’ll give him.

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

The Trump Administration doesn’t want to just stop at mere racism and bigotry, they’re going speciesist to!

Oh boy… Penguins about to apply that nasty tariff on Tuxedos.

You kid, but it feels me with sense of “is this a pointless action or will it fuck me over down the line?”

They put a tariffs on every country in the world except for Trump’s friends in Russia.

The Guardian:

according to export data from the World Bank, the US imported US$1.4m (A$2.23m) of products from Heard Island and McDonald Islands in 2022, nearly all of which was “machinery and electrical” imports. It was not immediately clear what those goods were.

So apparently the penguins are exporting machinery to the US.