realgreendress

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wanna be my worstie?
The inventor of bacon donuts had a very specific clientele in mind
I always tell people how things would be if I had my druthers but 98% of all the world’s druthers are held by like, five dudes
Cast of Parks and Rec as Lord of the Rings starting with Nick Offerman as Elrond
Pretty sure royalty isn't allowed to drink mountain dew. It's very unroyal.

Samatha Carter is a biter

I will not accept criticism at any time

VP JD Vance declied to comment on the supposed connection but a staffer denies that the motorcade unexpectedly stopping by a futon with a free sign was related to previous unexpected stopped allegedly near furniture left at the curb.

"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away"

Snow White- FuuuckKk

The inventer of hot honey had a honey allergy and said what if everyone could experience this
I would watch the hell out of a show called: bi-women; 4 women

cyber truck looks like a station wagon and el camino hate fucked.

Also, the design is stolen. I drew that in 1992. I should sue