I love that his quote was so perfectly British. I imagine he had a nice cup of tea after he finished too.

Giggidy

This.

If Kylie Minogue is in my bed it’s definitely a dream.

I had to install a firmware update in my Nike trainers not long after I got them. Welcome to the future.

Does he not have any arms?

Run around the paddock whilst it chases you and wait for it to keel over.

Not with those arms

Ah, the greatest nation in the world

/s

Porn for people who like poop