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Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Lt. Cmdr Worf is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first
This time Lt. Reed accidentally starts a war between two alien races that brings back an old cast member.
Tonight on Star Trek
Uhura enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys but they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.
In this episode Data is eaten by a tar monster but can't find any coffee.
This time Commander Sisko and the other senior officers welcome a group of alien German board game enthusiasts aboard for first contact but actually is the link to the delta quadrant.
This time Spock talks with Spock's brain but finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.
In this episode Uhura is stuck in The Nexus for 75 years but actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation
Chief O'Brien gets way into Klingon pain-sticks but can't remember the last 24 hours.
In this episode Ensign Ro spends the entire episode on a FaceTime call with Admiral Vance but also convinces Starfleet that fuckbots are sentient and have rights.
