So every email in comic sans. Got it.

Everybody remembers only that one guy.

Stick your dick in a black mystery box and learn lessons.

Well current “world order” arose from the fact that information technology gave everyone equal voice. Sounds wonderful at first, but turns out society has limited input bandwidth and intellectual voices were drowned out by nonsensical babble.

Large set of solar flares that fry all electronics? That would cause a lot of suffering for a while, but maybe it would stop humanity from driving of the cliff with a big stupid grin no it’s face.

I know too many Miss Piggies irl, so beaker all the way, even though character is a bit simple

Somewhere there is a wife that has been pissed for decades because those stupid recordings of some old kids show has been taking space for no reason while being a fire hazard, but has just bit her lip and lived with it.

Hooray for tolerant old wives.

Doing my best not to contribute

Yes. There are also people that like to lick buttholes and smell farts.

“Must have” when cooking fish in the oven.