Y’all I post more on @ralphbo.bsky.social for whatever reason, so see me there if you’re also there

Happy to see that searching for news about my company on any microblog platform still turns up a whole lotta giant swords. People are happy about their swords. Or relieved to have finished grinding for them. Feels like old times 🙏

Travel experience I’ll never forget: Having a merrily buzzed weekend tourist say to me, after I told him about my job, that observability tools are a mistake, while standing in the courtyard of Schloß Heidelberg. “But… how… why?” I stammered in German as he smirked and sauntered off to join his buddies.

I thought my Pokémon habit was contributing to me feeling like I do too many things and then I saw how many “nice throws” my pokefriends have made this week and lol I sure feel better about myself

Spotted a Cybertruck in the wild

“So what do you do?”

Gmail is down for me. Never seen that before.

I will never understand gamers complaining about the price of a game they will play for dozens of hours. It’s one of the cheapest forms of entertainment per hour I can think of and dudes are whining about the latest DLC costing $10 more than last time. Same dudes who spent well over $1k for their battle station.

Gonna make a distribution of Linux called “The Year Of” and put a stop to these cruel mocking jokes once and for all