Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

This is hanging above my shitter. You’ll probably enjoy it.

What, beta?

You’re too kind, I love you too.

If it were not for that fat doobie, I would have sworn that was a real cat.

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Paris Hilton

I don’t reward clickbait headlines.

Nah, I’ve read that book. The sequel won’t be any better.