“Yeah, I understand ‘blast’.” “BA-DA BLAST.” “Yeah…big ba-da blast.”

The design is very human.

“…because our beef is beautiful.”

My brother in christ, what the fluffer nutter cyberfuck are you talking about?!?

Fuck that’s obnoxious.

With RepubliKKKans, the cruelty is the point. The governor of Texas signed a bill a couple years ago that made it so that, iirc, construction workers were no longer required by law to be given water breaks. There are 60 days in Dallas, TX per year with an average high temperature at least 97 degrees Fahrenheit. I remember one stretch about 20 years ago in Austin where the temperature was 100+ for 30 days in a row.

What a coincidence…I also quit LARPing when it became apparent that I was going to become bankrupt if I continued it. The difference, of course, was that I was fully aware that I had no power or authority and that it was all make believe.

With bridge of Here Comes the Sun playing on repeat in his space suit the entire trip.

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵 🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵 🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵 🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵 times 10 billion.

Did the freightliner carrying the plastic trash shoes to port sink or something?

Wiener in the taco.