Today, I watched someone run a red light and then turn into the DMV parking lot, and I'm deeply disappointed that the parking lot didn't magically split open to swallow them whole.

Officially completed my 31st day of Too Early, Too Gym™, where I wake up at 5:30 a.m. to go walk on a treadmill before my brain can figure out how to stop me. It has solved my chronic headaches and is healing my heart issue, and I find that incredibly annoying. I would prefer to solve all of my problems with hot chocolate and/or photos of hedgehogs, tyvm ✨

The Peach app has been down for days, and I have yet to commit any crimes. Where’s MY parade

Trying to plan some personal goals for the next quarter, like maybe dissociating from a fresh location. Is the moon nice this time of year?

@kfan Happiest of birthdays, friend. Hoping this next year finds a way to bring you belly laughs and good tunes and fuzzy cats and moments of actual joy. 💕

I will download this simply because it is called Croissant, tbh
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