Google's AI thinks April Fools posts are real and will helpfully report complete crap as established fact.

3 pound hydroponic tomatoes..

I didn’t even know they could drive!

Any company that has a "whoopsie" in one quarter that puts 18k out of a job should be shut down. “Light guidance” my ass.

Well I guess I can always use another 20 or 30 dried and smoked..

An important message from this foil pan:

Also I wonder what horrors are happening in the military and government sectors we're never going to hear about