If you're blue and your drivers fok with you, why don't you do what they can't do, and then you get...
SIGH. “Max please stop goofing around doing rollercoaster hands down the main straight. Hands on the wheel at all times please…”
(next lap)
NYOOOOOOOOMMM
“BOTH. HANDS. On the wheel please Max. Waving at the pit wall is not better…”
If you're blue and your drivers fok with you, why don't you do what they can't do, and then you get...
Max and GP, through to Q3, AY ARR GEE YOU EYE EN GEE. Max apologises for his rant at the end of Q2
Agreed, but that’s not “all” the new regulations have done.
Unless you were being pusposefully hyperbolic, then I understamd your point - F1 has teetered on becoming a Law and Order spinoff since 2021.
I liked the new tyre rulesnfor this weekend's qualifying...
…I’d extend it thusly: Set the tyre allocation for a weekend to exclude quali entirely, and for qualy give each driver two sets of tyres per qualy session like this based on championship standings: 1st - 3rd = C1 (Hardest) 4th - 7th = C2 8th - 11th = C3 12th - 14th = C4 15th - 17th = C5 18th - 20th = C6 (Softest) This will give the resultant shakeup of qualy that people seem to like without feeling forced like a reverse grid.
Yes. But I foresee a Toto Directive being penned one of these days.
Additionally, looking at how Checo cuts through the field vs how Max cuts through the field I firmly believe that Max really is the speshul sauce that sets the RB apart from the rest.
It’s the best car, for sure, but it isn’t 30secs per race better than the field unless Max is driving it.
I’d pay real schmeckos to see Lando, Piastri, Russel, Fernando and Lewis do runs in it to get an average baseline of it’s performance.
Like let Max, Lando, Piastri, Russel, Fernando and Lewis take the ten teams cars for a “road test” type showdown on a few different types of tracks and then give their verdict on the cars.
Suggested Epic level character:
Adrian Newy: Is an airbender.
Strengths: Might be the next avatar.
Weakness: Budget constraints.
Special: One of one, if you have him in your party you are basically guaranteed a campaign win.
“…paid him eighteen milyun to sit at home knuckle deep in his girlfriend…”
A true wordsmith.