When I was waiting for my order at a fast food place there was an old man wearing a cowboy hat so bright orange that you could see it from space, and i said i like the hat and he said he liked my hair!

naruto energy

people in elder scrolls who assign you quests are insane. Just now I wanted to go into a dwemer ruin and the guy in front said he'd let me in if I kill a giant spider in a mine that he owns

filth rots under the eaves

uuurraagh

chop up my bones, feed me to drones♪

the people who robbed the train were four giants, each one like 40 feet tall. They were sitting on the ground, tied up like a scooby doo villain