Dave Coulier has cancer. He asked the doctor to Cut. It. Out.

I voted stickers are participation trophies.

Not many of my tweets hold up after 10 years. But this one sure does.

We should crash computers every Friday until they give us a 4 day work week.

Make the Statue of Liberty copper colored again.

Jason Lee owns a camera store. This is useless information but so is everything happening in that debate so…

Cancer has been found not guilty.

No one ever tells you what to do if you miss 100% of the shots you do take.

I’m now rooting for a Swift vs. Mathers Super Bowl.