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I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quarks, Quarks is fun, come right now, don't walk, run. (Parody)
@theolalfer I’ll put it on your tab
@theolalfer
Hey ALF, long time
Do you still have a link to that tribute video you made?
I wanted to show Rom what you can do when you apply yourself for a change
You may have heard of Elf on a shelf but have you ever heard of copyright infringement
@coachgowron Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half of the story. But then lost me with the second
@SkyguyWithASaber Right. No more lighting the tree with phasers
@realGulDukat Should have had a Ferengi look at those books of yours
I see you smirking up there.
There could still be a last minute rush, just you wait and see!
@SkyguyWithASaber @coachgowron Too bad. I’ve already billed you for the retainer