In order to annex Australia Trump will be sending in “Emu Team 6”.

Immediately what this reminded me of

I use a period tracker to identify file extensions.

Privacy is good for other reasons, but now this is making me question whether the name for The Onion Router wasn’t a bacronym. Tor Pedos feels too much like an intentional checksum-joke if you ask me.

PDF file?

To anyone about to pounce on this hoser that apes aren’t monkes: all apes are a branch within the monkes and you can’t evolve out of a clade (monophyly). So either apes are monkes, or the word ape is synonymous with catarhini (making rhesus macaques also apes), or monkes don’t exist. The reason science goes with the first is that monkeys all share similar body plans while us apes have the weird derived features you damn, dirty apes!

Right. Plus, as this commenter suggests, “species” is the correct singular and plural.

Target audience for OP’s post: if you liked this check out Futurama (from the creator of The Simpsons) where it’s in the opening sequence.

ELIC (Explain Like I’m Caveman)

Nice try officer.