Hannah Keefer

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Theater teacher, podcaster, Christian (I try not to be the crappy kind), nerd, disabled, probably autistic.
Planning a Broadway tour field trip for a group of students, most of whom have never seen a professional show before, so we're answering lots of theatre etiquette questions. My favorite from today: "Would it be disrespectful if I fell asleep during the show?"
In 2024 Normalize telling people you love them.
Tell them a lot.
Make it weird.
Happy New Year

- A play in which an alive McRib's Christmas wish is to successfully complete law school
- And, in one play that has yet to connect to Christmas, winter, or to the student's proposed moral of "self-acceptance," Mr. Beast reveals a government conspiracy of human experimentation and a cyborg girl escapes the lab where she was grown.

My job is the best.

My students are writing short plays this month. Each class chose a theme they want to base their plays on. One class chose "Christmas" (expanded to "winter" for anyone not wanting to write about Christmas, but nobody has chosen that).

Our Christmas plays thus far include:
- The story of Rudolph's cousin, Nice-olph
- Three separate retellings of The Grinch
- A play in which Taylor Swift uses Christmas magic to facilitate a body swap between a rich kid and a poor kid

Most confusing student problem today: One of my eighth graders decided to sit in the empty trash can, and then she couldn't get out. I told her she'd have to topple over and crawl out, but she didn't want to, so she then used that as an excuse to not finish any of her work. Everyone else kept working while she sat in a trash can complaining about it. Eventually her friend came over and helped her out (though she still had to topple out of it anyway, so...)

90% of the time 6th grade improv is just trying to get them to stop chasing each other in circles screaming, but every so often there will be a moment that makes me genuinely laugh out loud, such as:

Customer: Look! (points at sign above the manager's head) That sign says each donut is $2!
(Manager picks up a different imaginary sign.)
Manager: Well, this sign says $12 per donut!
Customer: What? You can't have TWO signs!
Manager: (picking up another) And THIS sign says I can have two signs!

I had a dream that I was visiting a family who said they were playing a prank on their dad and not to spoil it. The prank was that they asked him, "Have you ever seen Rio de Janeiro?" and then showed him a bunch of doctored photos of Rio de Janeiro with their home decorations inserted into them. He was like, "Wow! Everything we own came from Rio and I didn't even know it!"

So if you're looking for a high-effort, low-stakes prank, I guess here's a suggestion.

Adam Lambert, centuries-old history buff, shares some bad cocktail ideas.
The dirt on the Tig Notaro / Demi Lovato feud that is totally real and not made up by me
I've been reposting these over on TikTok. At some point during the pandemic lock down, my cabin fever led to me recording fake interviews with celebrities pieced together from their virtual late night interviews. I might have to pass them around on here too. Somebody will probably find them as entertaining as I do!