A play in three acts:
Divan Miss Daisy
Divan Miss Daisy
Pup Fiction
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🎶 Mamaaa,
Just chilled a ham,
Put a bun inside my head, licked my finger,
Now some bread
Mamaaa, the day had just begun,
But now I'm gonna throw up what I’ve put away…../
Just chilled a ham,
Put a bun inside my head, licked my finger,
Now some bread
Mamaaa, the day had just begun,
But now I'm gonna throw up what I’ve put away…../
🎶
I see a little sliveretto of a flan,
Amuse-bouche, amuse-bouche, will you do the damn mango!
Gingerbread with icing, very, very frightening me
Galliano, Galliano
Galliano, Galliano
Galliano, Figs in amaretto - magnificoo
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity…../
🎶
So you think you can feed me and split my insides
So you think you can feed me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the meal goes...
🤮
🎶
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you fry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Send Chivers and some wine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the porcelain
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never eaten anything at all…../
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you fry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Send Chivers and some wine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the porcelain
Mama, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never eaten anything at all…../
🎶
Queasy come, queasy go, will you let me go
Tis Christmas! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Tis Christmas! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Tis Christmas! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a deviled egg put aside for me, for me,
For meee!!…../
Queasy come, queasy go, will you let me go
Tis Christmas! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Tis Christmas! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Tis Christmas! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a deviled egg put aside for me, for me,
For meee!!…../
Bohemian Rhapsody is a Christmas song:
🎶
Is this the real life?
Is this just Christmasy?
Caught in a Yuletide,
No escape from festivity
Open your eyes,
Cook up the mince pies with glee,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no gluttony,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the meal goes doesn't really matter to
Me, to me………./
@Wolfie_Rankin
Daisy adores Frosty Fruits. Badgers me intensely for some if I’m eating one
Daisy adores Frosty Fruits. Badgers me intensely for some if I’m eating one
Daisy met her best friend on the walk today. When they see each other from afar they are both determined to meet and have many kisses. She’s even being great with Matilda’s boisterous brother Banjo