Anyone have a Marcus theater near them and want a mystery sneak preview pass for free?
Your Neighborhood Toygrr
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I'm a tiger! I'm into nerdy things and all things macro/micro. Mow.
I'm the flurry of a weird dream, I remember coming back to the office after being gone a week and I had a stack of magazines delivered to read. I was both annoyed and excited to get magazines again? Except not sure why Barron's was included.
They're not testicles.
They're brovaries.
Happy St Patty's Day y'all.
Ahhhhhh the Bradford Pears are blooming. You all know what that means.
It smells like semen everywhere you go.
Hey the unlimited pump action body lotion is nice though. -I'M- not washing these sheets, so don't mind me slopping it on right before bed.
I'm in a hotel room and I'm packing up everything, but I don't want to forget my Buc-cee's smoked sausage "slim jims" in the fridge. The hotel didn't give me a pad of paper or a pen so, in order to remind myself I have sausage I need to pack in the morning, I tore a couple pages out of Leviticus and hung them in front of the fridge.
Just call me gay macgyver.
Well that's a thing. First time I got an ad for another company on discord (Verizon). Fucking gross
Brian McGinnis, a marine, had his arm broken while fighting fascists today.
He's not the first and he won't be the last.
My LinkedIn is filled with nothing but speculation as to "what now??" with the merger news. Truth is not even the buyers have a clue
Well now that the worst case scenario has happened and my company will likely become Fox News Lite, I think it's time to find out if the Disney streaming recruiters sniffing my LinkedIn actually want to talk.