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If anyone is hiring or knows of someone who is hiring remotely in the UK or locally in NI for an astrophysics PhD who is cracking with Python, knows a bit of SQL and cloud computing, is experienced in both data analysis and software development, and is ALSO uncannily quick to learn new things, then hit me up.
ETA: Just to be clear: I'm not looking for astrophysics jobs. My experience in astro was largely in big data wrangling and software dev so that's what I'm after now!
Computers aren't supposed to be friendly. If a computer is pretending to be friendly to you someone is up to no good.
Computers are supposed to be horrible, obtuse, exacting, rude. You are supposed to wring answers from them through the dread ordeal of Understanding What The Question You Thought You Were Asking Actually Means.
All you get out of the bargain, all that was ever promised, is then being able to ask them to do it again millions of times very fast, if that is useful to you.
I will not talk with a chatbot
I do not want it while I shop
I do not want it on Windows X-box
I do not want it in Firefox
I do not want it in my house
I do not want it on my mouse
I do not want it here or there
I do not want it anywhere.
I do not want AI and Spam
I do not want them Sam-Alt-Man
It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Reflect Orbital's fucking stupid giant mirror satellite, with absolutely NOTHING useful to offer, which will cause countless safety issues, ecological disasters, and destroy the night sky, is going to launch.
A bunch of astronomers and I have sent out a fact sheet about them to a bunch of journalists, but very few are going to write about this. So, let me try posting it all here.
Here's what I know about Reflect Orbital and all the downsides:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/1825/sep/24/transport.uk
I love that info on the top:
THIS ARTICLE IS MORE THAN 200 YEARS OLD :)