Here is the item card for Timber's Collar; and the stats for Timber's Ghost, which it summons.
This version is less powerful than the one the party would face if they chose to fight Timber's Ghost initially. The tougher version has more HP, does more damage, and has the standard Ghost's Horrifying Visage and Possession abilities.
The flashes of thunder and lightning as I approached your plot was a little cliche, but effective. I knew what I was getting myself into.
I did my best to make a thorough survey, but I get the impression there is a lot going on under the surface here. Either way, I found a piece of charred bone, an arcade token, half a marble, and a tin full of animal teeth.
https://a.weirder.earth/media/GbkImDhbQOODzP1gDXc
https://a.weirder.earth/media/XoNr202Ty9ICWVOXLNA
@Vimes I'll start with you.
The structures here are pre-existing, so really there is no entirely above-board reason for me to show up and start poking around. But I am still going to.
I may have bitten off more than I can chew with this one, though. It isn't any kind of archaeological discovery I have made, and I am not exactly sure who one calls in this situation. In the crawlspace under your house I found the lair of a tiny dragon.
For the vast majority of your land, there wasn't much of note - just some fragments of statuary and a cheap locket. But right at the corner of your property there was an anomaly on the ground penetrating radar survey, which was excavated.
It seems there is a site of some archaeological significance there: the tomb of an important pigeon.
https://a.weirder.earth/media/QP8wfYWV6a-zsM8Nu3Q https://a.weirder.earth/media/pPDFq8tSqHiU3J28k4w
@ShanShen So I had a little investigate (by which I mean sleeping) and I have some good news and some bad news about your land
The bad news is that you aren't sitting on some amazing lost treasure or sunken temple; but the good news is I found an odd coin, a few pages from an old book, a large shard of a coffee cup, and a key to the wrong door.
https://a.weirder.earth/media/wLwxs85RR1QMxibWpuc
https://a.weirder.earth/media/UxlIejiGMmu3Yc7JO60
The Slime Butler
In-world: a couple of these weird constructs are the only companions of a massively depressed Beholder.
It is roughly the size and shape of an adult human, and indeed contains a full skeleton of what look like mostly human bones. Bound to this skeleton, and held in fairly rigid form somehow, is an as of yet unidentified electrostatic ooze. It looks like a lava lamp full of bones that can walk, essentially.