So, this account, which has an old Twitter background picture, ain’t mine.

I asked chat AI to write a social media pitch for a pyramid scheme

I’m going to make a concerted effort to carry my schtick over here. There’s not enough schtick here. Let’s fix that.

Alright, fair people of Mastodon. I hope you’ve been on poor behavior because Twitter is bad and Post is so earnest.

So who is the Mastodon Main Character of the Day?

Are you a Neal or are you a Del?

Happy thanksgiving to all you turkeys.

Oregon, Thanksgiving eve. No filter

Looking for a low-risk dessert to bring for the crowd at grandma’s house tomorrow?

It's as much about the takes not taken as it is the takes you take.