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First lady of Mastodon. My devotees are on their knees to...implore me.

Current resident of California, child of Kentucky.

My heart is deep and guarded and my tongue is sharp and feisty.

I delight in fun and absurdity, support expression that doesn't harm others, and wish we could all just get along.

Preferred titleSovereign/liege/majesty
AgeEnough
There was a lovely fellow who I met at a water park today.
Tanned skin, blondish brown hair that shagged over his forehead. A little bit of a belly.
He smiled at me and said hi, then blew bubbles, and wiggled his tongue.
His name is Isaac, and he is a beautiful little one year old.
I present the opposable thumb.
What's something ordinary that turns your loins to molten fire?

I first watched #EddieIzzard’s “Dress to Kill” in a Southern country club fraternity house a couple years after it was filmed.

I remember being in a darkened room at 1am on a Saturday, probably slightly buzzed.

I was “transfixed”, I guess, by all of it: the premises, the set-ups, the punchlines, the narrative of world history, the satire, the obscure film trivia, the clever innuendo, and the physical humor.

It was one of the first DVDs of stand-up #comedy I bought. https://www.salon.com/2023/08/24/if-they-shout-at-me-ill-shout-back-eddie-izzard-talks-comedy-transphobia-and-taking-a-stand/

Eddie Izzard: "I've always said I'm gender-fluid, and I've been out almost 40 years now"

Eddie Izzard: "I've always said I'm gender-fluid, and I've been out almost 40 years now"

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🎶 I am the very model of a modern useless lesbian,
I've mastered not a single art from music to the thespian,
I can not for the life of me tell when I'm being flirted with,
The common refrain from our friends is "when will you two fucking kiss?"
I haven't learned to rust or C, can barely start a document,
I don't own swords or dogs, don't have a single lesbi-complement
and if we have a second date then most importantly of all,
I do not have a license so I can not drive our date U-haul. 🎶

One of the joys of getting older is watching timeless cultural traditions you learned get passed down to the next generation.

Such as today, when I heard a high school band play, just as I had played, the theme from Mortal Kombat (1995).

NOT NOW EARTHQUAKE WE ARE HAVING A HURRICANE WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN

[Pointing fiercely at wildfires, riots]: AND YOU! FUCK RIGHT OFF

Breaking: California opts to have all natural disasters on one day to clear rest of week.

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Sewing shattered hopes and dreams together doesn't make them whole, but creates something entirely new and beautiful all its own.

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