Congrats on turning 30, here's your case of famotidine and your ill-fated self improvement attempt
| Bad shit | Rich people, cops |
| Wrestling acct | @pranghus |
| Good shit | Leftism, Halloween |
| Pronouns | he/him |
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Presidential race 2024: Black Phillip (R) vs. the Auto Pilot from Airplane! (D)
But his term isn't up till 2021 so I guess we'll see
Problem is I've only lived here for six months and I live in an apartment so probably the majority of the population here wouldn't accept me
Thinking about running for township trustee to replace the one in his late 70s who is extremely old and crotchety
You ever have that one friend who has way too strong convictions about every little thing? I had a friend in college who once made us go to a different restaurant after we picked up takeout because the straws were better
Thanksgiving is approaching, and some Americans are celebrating a new tradition. They're gathering with their families for a holiday meal. It's called Famsgiving, and it's quickly becoming the hottest viral Instagram-ready trend.
My partner let me pick our wall calendar for next year and you KNOW I got a ridiculous fantasy art one
The last time I ordered checks I paid the extra eight bucks to get a sunglasses icon in the corner and the message "Ask me about my grandkids" at the bottom
If given a choice of picking anything aesthetic or design related, I am incapable of not picking the one that is dumbest and funniest to me