Mastodawn

chat should i eat some dicks (drive-in) tonight

the trouble with having a recurring patreon art slot is that you have to figure out something for the artist to draw every month

portalz Mar 21

everyone's talking about experimental peptides that make you horny but where's the experimental peptides that'll give me huge tits and give me a cute little cow nose and hooves and horns and

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portalz Mar 17

helps train you into walking right as the hooves grow in,,,

portalz Mar 17

for the last couple days these ankle brace cuff things that force you to walk on your tip toes have been going around and I've been thinking, this would be a great piece of gear for a transformation that involves growing hooves

portalz Feb 24

omg omg omg
i found a place nearby that has highland cows that you can pet

portalz Feb 23

Nowhere Girl Feb 22

To exist online in 10 years, you're going to have to give a random company a face scan and photo ID and they're going to give that and everything you post to the government to spy on you for being queer, left-wing, "a criminal," or whatever. None of your data or communications will be private. The government and corporations will go through all of it.

If you don't want that to happen, you should raise a stink about "age verification" right now because that's what they're actually building.

portalz Feb 22

remember like 8 months ago when i made a big long post about ID shady verification on Discord?

https://portalz.transformation.tf/posts/discord-age-verification-bots-2025-07-07

What's the deal with "age verificiation" Discord bots, and are they safe? – portalz

What's the deal with "age verificiation" Discord bots, and are they safe?

portalz Feb 19

IT technician (works on entities with it/its pronouns)

portalz Feb 19

don't make me tap the digital sovereignty sign again

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