Alice Hernandez 💃🏻

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH CUSTOMER SUPPORT LINES AND GENDERED HONORIFICS (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Them: What's your side project?

Me: My entire body.

Alt: unflattering photo of poorly done trans eyeshadow.
There's some kind of company meeting of about a dozen people happening in this cafe... and it appears everyone is cishet white male. I kind of want to crash their party with my incredible gay.
A friend asked me for resources to share on gender-inclusive language (particularly non-binary). Anyone got any suggestions?
Transitioning takes so much work sometimes. 😩
My workspace looks like a Sephora exploded over it. 

*On Sunday*

Me: imma relax and maybe do open source stuff!

Clients: nah fam u got werk for us

Dysphoria: NAH GRRRL U GOT MISERY U OWE ME

Is there someone I can hurt/seduce to make the name change process easier?
I just wanna play with my makeup all day but everyone is bugging me about doing workkkkk