i remember my old account when this site first booted up and now im pissed that people are clogging the timeline. who told everyone about mastodon i just wanna fight

full offense the public timeline is starting to annoy me

wow, a cohesive timeline i could actually follow and enjoy? *cigarette drag* i haven't heard that name in years

great now we gotta kinkshame bread

carbohydrates are my kink

unpopular opinion i want kpop twitter to stay on twitter

sometimes yall make me wanna end it all i swear to god

mastodon... after dark.
*toots turn into saxophones*
*the alphabet is now a kink and now we gotta kinkshame grammar*

me yelling into the void? it's more likely than you think!