pubes with poop on em

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my posts are gold

a glistening, continuous stream of gold

If you don't have at least 8 bags of trendy alternative flours gone rancid in your pantry, are you really a lib?

chuck norris fact 127.

chuck norris does not need to breathe.

because he is a dead body.

the only air escaping him now is farts from the gas build-up in his abdomen.

Chuck Norris, Scott Adams, Charlie Kirk circle jerk in a lake of fire
"docker containers" so like the containers connect their dicks?
jorts horse users looking down on dot social
farted myself awake

pees in a pod

i think this is called kubernetes?

Am I doing this correctly
did we vote our way out of this yet?