#UKPolitics in the group chat today

Playing #chess with my dog is nice, but she's too theory-based. As soon as I move outside of the main line of an opening she loses her edge

Typical conversation between me and my housemate

When I decided to tie my blackberry bush to my washing-line post to direct the growth of it, I had to destroy the web of the big orb weaver who lives at the bottom of the garden. Glad to say she's rebuilt on the bush in the new position, hopefully it's a better spot for her catching flies too

Yeah, you and me both, pal

What the fuck is he doing?