Post from 03/18/2012:
Trying to wake up ze Bear:
Me: Booboo. It's late. Wake up.
Bear: *grumble*grumble*zzzzzzz*
Baaaabe. Up. C'mon.
"No." zzzzzzzz
Listen, I'd let you sleep all day, but you have to take your medicine.
"Go away." zzzzzzzzz
I love you!
"I'mma kill you." zzzzzzz
Okay fine. I'll leave you alone. But come away from the edge so you don't fall off.
*zzzzzzzzz*
*leaves room*
KER-FLUMP
*re-enters room to find Bear bewildered on floor*
"YOU PUSHED ME."
