@polearmguy

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Really heartened by all the hudson hawk support tonight
I just remembered I saw a car with "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE" written on it in spray paint and I forgot to come back and take a picture.
Tip for anyone who gets the Random rule in #FF8Remastered's Triple Triad: just convert all the cards you don't want to get in your hand into items

If you have any gifts for David on this the day of his birth I will humbly accept them

RT @[email protected]

Been waiting by the door all day but haven't received any of you guys gifts yet, still a few hours left in the day though! 😊

πŸ¦πŸ”—: https://twitter.com/nevernotdavid/status/1168234490247954434

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β€œBeen waiting by the door all day but haven't received any of you guys gifts yet, still a few hours left in the day though! πŸ˜Šβ€

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I yearn for the sweet release of death
Blacksmith: So what kind of armor do you want?
Maria: please give me the bra equivalent of a monocle
the guided meditation part of Control is wonderful
There are so many joke variations of it now but I don't think any joke about it can be as funny as "come to my house and call me a bedbug cc your boss"
Come call me a bedbug in front of my wife, I promise it's not a sex thing.