@mwichary Got it today, thank you very much!

My kid sends me app install requests with ultimatums.

I wanna know what dis baby is up to now.

Amazon did me dirty:

We're on vacation in Washington DC and my wife got this Frieda Kahlo pillow in a museum gift shop. I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.

Amazon carries all the brands you know and love.

One day.

What can I say, sometimes I love this idiot world.

Yooooooo check out this guy at the Red Sox game:

Weird wrong number text: