phooky

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phookyJun 21, 2021
My 4yo is putting out an APB
phookyMar 4, 2021
This is a thing I had to actually say to my in-laws this morning
phookyFeb 3, 2021
"Marat Croaks"
Toy Bricks
2021
On loan from artist
phookyOct 18, 2020
BRB, going back to vocational school to train to haul giant samovars around on my back, accost random folks with cups of lapsang souchong
phookyAug 8, 2020
Portrait of Bartlby as a Young Man
phookyApr 20, 2020
An Assassination of Julius C. by Tiny Hands (2020)
craft sticks and Play-Doh
On loan from artist
phookyFeb 2, 2020
Sunday morning crayon doodling with my kids got spooooooky
phookyNov 24, 2019

Thanks to prior inhabitants of our digs, I just got a ham catalog. It's a catalog of ham. Ham ham ham ham ham. Do you want ham? Look at this ham catalog.

Ham catalog.

phookyNov 13, 2019
I just took a DNA assay
Turns out
I'm 100%
This thing
phookyOct 5, 2019
I will, and don't call us "God's Word"