Phoebs

@phoebs
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Ever get really deep into a conversation and realize you need to get some sleep because you’ve been talking to yourself for over half an hour, like an actual lunatic?
Anyone on here have any experience with TEFL or teaching overseas in general?
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I made a protein shake without a blender bottle and i regret everything
I'M TOO COOL
I'm obviously too cool and edgy to be well rested during important actions that affect my immediate future.
when i have something important to do early in the morning, i always stay up late just to solidify how much i fucking hate my job and genuinely don't care enough to get a healthy amount of sleep
One time I went to a party and upon introduction, someone asked what my preferred pronouns were. I was caught off guard and I honestly had no idea how to answer that question. At first I was impressed and immediately though how considerate and polite this person was. But then I just got super confused because I wanted to say "she/her'" but then like I could have said "he/him" and reaped the benefits of male privilege for the first time in my life. I haven't since had that kind of opportunity.

@phoebs It was late. Bruce Banner was tired but couldn't let Tony Stark see. Tony kept plugging away at the differential equations they'd been at for the last 16 hours like, well, a man with a power plant in his chest. But the weariness was winning as Bruce found himself nodding off on his feet.

Tony's strong arms caught Bruce in a warm, powerful embrace, but not before his falling body shattered a shelf of flammable chemicals. The moist remains of what The Other Guy left were not sexy at all.

@phoebs I stood at the fridge, milk jug in hand, with less than a mouthful left in it. Fuck it, it’s someone else’s problem now.