argh! who let the mome raths outgrabe?
if god had wanted me to succeed, he would not have invented the unimaginable indecipherability of the human mind.
please do not take offense to my comedy, lest i be banished from this pachydermal plane!
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all hail the greeb minister, and rejoice. for he's something of a crazy and insightful sort of fellow
listen. if god had wanted me to bust it down sexual style, he would have goated me with more sauce
attention all citizens! wormble the terrible has finally be apprehended. he is sentenced to death for countless crimes against the intergalactic free realms and for wriggling around in an unsettling sort of way. congratulations to philonius gleep for the capture; he will be claiming the reward of Ƶ520. long live the free realms!
if u gleepy to me, then we glorpy forever #gloopiesforlife
i want to learn swedish so i can build ikea furniture with only my voice
if the mome raths did not want me to step on them, they would have evolved to be more than 3 inches tall!!!
from the yam skins i have unlocked otherworldly powers