The fewer devices listening in on me, the better.

And do they look like they still have a viable business model?

Ah yes, the good ol' pivot to video. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pivot_to_video

It should be publicly-funded, like infrastructure. Having a video sharing platform is clearly very important, but I don't think there are any companies that are both capable of running it and trustworthy enough to do so.

The Saturn managed to do well in Japan after a soft relaunch with a new marketing campaign

Every platform wants to be every other platform nowadays

The only game Nintendo's charged $70 for so far is Tears of the Kingdom, which your description doesn't match at all

Glad I never made an account there

What did they do wrong? They're just providing value by offering consumers free pets with their food!