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I'm not very familiar with men's hockey, when do they start kissing?

passed to me from a minnesotan on the ground in minneapolis, boiled down into bullet points

-- people are hiding others in their houses now.

-- ICE is following white people home from the store if they think they might be buying food for someone else.

-- ICE is supposed to be switching to night raids soon to avoid observers.

-- it's generally understood that if you're detained it's a mugging and if you're raided it's an armed robbery because they WILL steal your shit. phones are #1 obviously so they can find more victims, but anything they can steal and sell, they will. pass this on if you have anyone to pass it onto. i have been explicitly given the "PLEASE DO" of sharing on this. social media has slowed down not because it's gotten better but because people have gotten tired or bored and minnesotans are too busy fighting back and trying to survive.

inexplicable. cannot be splicked

Fediverse! I need some help!

I have a fellowship to go to Aotearoa New Zealand for a few weeks, and also an offer of an additional fellowship to give lectures around NZ. This is INCREDIBLY EXCITING!!

...but I have a lot of animals! And it's going to be during Saskatchewan winter! The potential farm sitters I've reached out to locally have all fallen through, so I need help to find someone.

Not sure if I should put out an actual farm sitting job ad here? Or if there are better places to try?

Free prank idea: become indispensable at Unilever and then switch to pronouncing it “Dove”
oh technology is advancing and improving the world you say? well then why can’t I look up a smell on the internet
young ppl need less peloton and more skeloton!! bones
Awoke from one of those super unpleasant nightmares :c
i'm going to tickle one hostage an hour until the un designates youtube poops as intangible cultural heritage
who up mastodoning they social