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Pestilence Oct 27, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Oct 25, 2023

Social media is a place where you picture your readers sitting there reading your nonsense, all dressed up like kings and queens, eating entire beef legs and saying "Entertain me, knave," when in reality they're all in their undies, ignoring an important bill and thanking God they're too chicken to post what you just did.

Pestilence Oct 23, 2023

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Trevor Flowers Oct 23, 2023

So what CEOs mean when they say that the US doesn't have enough machinists, engineers, automation experts, etc for manufacturing is that for decades they've avoided paying taxes for schools that teach the trades and they've avoided paying salaries competitive with expert knowledge work and they also don't like the direct consequences of their actions.

Pestilence Oct 23, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Oct 18, 2023

If I end up in hell, it'll be in a dentist's waiting room with Steely Dan playing on the overheads and nothing to read but the March Madness issue of Sports Illustrated

Pestilence Oct 23, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Oct 23, 2023

Boy, with all the bad things going on right now, people have forgotten how awful teenagers are, ever think about that? Lol, imagine having to deal with a teenager while inflation is making you more broke every minute and the US empire is collapsing and we're waiting for WWIII to start, that would totally suck😂

Pestilence Aug 4, 2023

Mr Spock 🖖Aug 4, 2023

485 people from Jan 6 have received federal sentences.

Trump does not give a 💩 about any of them.

Everything is about him. Grifting money is all he sees his followers are good for.

And they hand it to him saying “Thank you Sir.”

America, teach your children self-respect.

Pestilence Apr 5, 2023

Ruth S Taylor Apr 4, 2023

I try so hard to be a grownup, but hearing New Yorkers yell "get the f*** outta here," and "hit 'er with the space laser," at Marjorie Taylor Greene has made me very happy.

Pestilence Mar 27, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Mar 24, 2023

Yeah, if someone could maybe have a little chat with the Israelis and tell em to take it easy with those Palestinian civilians, that'd be great

Pestilence Mar 27, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Mar 24, 2023

Lots of people on Twitter saying they're seeing tweets vanishing. I think it's because Elmo slashed too much infrastructure spending, but it could be an old glitch that's resurfaced, and now there are no engineers to fix it.
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-twitter-disappearing-tweets-1850253393

Twitter Users Are Complaining About Vanishing Tweets

Tweets seem to be vanishing from numerous users' feeds despite a 2021 claim that a similar glitch was fixed.

Gizmodo

Pestilence Mar 27, 2023

Eric Saeger, Writer Mar 27, 2023

We still have the Trump-era policy in place that allows officials to automatically expel undocumented migrants seeking entry, bypassing normal immigration laws and protections.
This dooms thousands of perfectly decent people to return to poverty-filled lives in which they're terrorized by drug gangs and other threats.
Doesn't seem very "woke," does it?

Pestilence Mar 27, 2023

GayDeceiver Mar 10, 2023

“And now we turn to Ivan for the weekly Oligarch Defenestration Report.”