Fun was invented by Arthur Fun of Oxford in 1035. He was burned at the stake for it by the church, but his name lives on.

I'm only happy when it reigns in blood. #garbageSlayer

Having fun and being active will release endorphins in your brain, but so will just doing a bunch of drugs #theMoreYouKnow

Battle Royale with cheese

I'm all "hey, can I buy me a drink?" And me replies "No thanks, I don't drink and you smell funny" "Well then, how about a shower?" "Ok, but no weird stuff because I'm tired as hell and I have to work in the morning"

One nation under a groove
Getting down just for the funk of it.
#funkadelic

Demosthenes was my role model, but pebbles taste like dirt, so now I aspire to be Stentor: known for yelling and nothing else. #oration #greek